Air Canada review by Kristina 2015-08-20

Air Canada is the worst airline I have ever had the horror of flying with. I knew it was going to be a miserable flight from the minute I sat down in my seat and was starring at fabric. No entertainment system. Thank goodness they gave us those little pamphlets that taught us how to make paper art with our vomit bags. We were easily able to kill 11 hours with that. But still, we were nearly hypothermic by the time we realized that the air vents cannot be controlled from our seats. Thankfully, the stewardesses did not have to suffer the cold since they were able to use the in-flight blankets as warm capes while serving us. It was kinda cool, ya know, it was like being served by superheroes. During the entire duration of the flight we were held captive more like prisoners than passengers as we were denied the right to know where we were. At the very end, as the plane was practicing it's acrobatics over a lake, we could hear the pilot trying to figure out if we were flying east or west...the two are easily confusable, especially for a pilot. In conclusion, for your own safety and sanity, please stay far away from the prison, I mean, the airline Air Canada.